Siouxsie Sioux of Siouxsie and the Banshees in 1978. Photo by Derek Ridgers.

He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

— from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)
dichotomized:

Bonnie’s .38 revolver, a gift from Clyde. Engraved “To Bonnie. I owe you one. Clyde 2-28-32”.

Don’t take anything personally. Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won’t be the victim of needless suffering.

— Don Miguel Ruiz  (via 2cc48a)